Thursday, February 19, 2009
5 valuable lessons to learn...
Lesson number 1:
A Man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly warp herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson number 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
she got in and crossed her legs,forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
the priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the care, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The Nun said, ' Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slid her leg again.
The nun once again said, ' Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologised 'sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129, If said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson number 3:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ' Can i also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered; 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested,
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson number 4:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but i haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson number 5:
A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut
Thanks cat for sharing
I flew away
12:46 AM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
If you'd know this was going to happened...
... would you have done it?
I would rather have had...
...one breath of her hair...
...one kiss of her mouth...
...one touch of her hand...
...than an eternity without it.
One.
Can I be your Guardian Angel ? To be the fallen one...
I flew away
12:46 AM
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Yey ! The Smiling family hahas XD
I flew away
9:13 PM
:/ Finally the day has passed .... Hate it .... Enjoyed .... Tada ....
P.S. Smiling cat ^^
I flew away
1:46 AM
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
In the end .. waited for nothing.. Next step - forget and corner~
I flew away
2:53 PM
Sunday, February 1, 2009
RIDICULOUS ! Lmao why did i said that zzz really pissed me off -.- ...
There was this student ask me maths question, its on rate on conversion. The question states : The distance from the Sun to Earth was 1.5 X10^11 metres, how long does light takes to reach Earth? Light travels 1 m in 33 nanoseconds. which is 3.3 X 10^-9. Find time .
The teacher's answer was : (1.5 x 10^11) x (3.3 x 10^9) = 495s (but the answer is 4950s)
1st mistake: answer wrong nvm BUT !!! she wrote 3.3X10^9 WHICH IS WRONG ^%#%^ should be 3.3 X 10^-9 ZZZZ >.<''' she left out the negative in the 9...
2nd mistake: to get time is distance/speed but what the hell did she do? she distanceXspeed SO CLEVER !!
3rd mistake: the next answer i saw was 4.95 x 10^20 = 495seconds ?? LOL damn it man.
4th mistake: 33X10^-9 how on Earth can become 3.3X10^-9? should be 3.3X10^-8 -.-
Disgrace LAAA ... Let me announce her big name only BM students know - MrsLim ^^ that was the test question and know what?? out of 40+ students only 4 passed o.o I had rather she fire herself than making the principal fire her -.- Lucky my maths teacher wasn't her thank god :)
Ok thats all XD
I flew away
1:12 AM
